DOTS: rich people cars edition: 

"average user" (avgusr) 07/19/2018 at 18:13 • Filed to: Dots

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Went to my local mall for lunch today. Saw these in the parking garage under the Neiman Marcus (they are running a sale and I bought myself a pair of Prada sneakers. )

First up we have another Ferrari California or Portofino. The yellow stripes are pretty garish and the fender badges are still atrocious, but I guess it could be worse.

Next up is a 911 turbo in that sexy graphite blue. That ass!!

Finally, some poor schmuck’s Audi.

LOREM IPSUM > average user 07/19/2018 at 18:24

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Burn. D aily. B urn.

Am I doing this right?

(Might have chosen track for the Ferrari, but their reputation for self immolation kinda forced my hand)

Cash Rewards > average user 07/19/2018 at 20:56

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Tyson's?

pip bip - choose Corrour > average user 07/20/2018 at 06:56

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burn

burn

burn

average user > LOREM IPSUM 07/22/2018 at 19:20

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Sure. Just so you know the Audi is mine. 

average user > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/22/2018 at 19:20

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Even the 911???!?!!!??

LOREM IPSUM > average user 07/22/2018 at 19:45

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I keed. It’s purdy.

I wouldn’t want to own it out of warranty, but it’s reeea l purdy.

pip bip - choose Corrour > average user 07/22/2018 at 23:10

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Yes 

average user > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/23/2018 at 16:38

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Oh good god why? And also really you are burning my car?!?